1. The sound the cement is making is giving you a headache
2. Like the taste of the walls in your house.
3. Where did that wizard toy come from?
4. Ryan Seacrest is an intelegent human being.
5. When did I grow a forth ear?

Well, that was a good, helpful list. I will be using this in the future. I liked #1 and #4.

Yah anyone who thinks ryan seacrest is smart cant be right in the head.

meh, there not bad. #1 was kinda funny.